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the human equivalent of an apple pie

“sam is the cutest, sweetest, most loving human i’ve ever known. she’s THE BEST!!!!! she’s so great i wanna scream. i’m screaming right now!!” -tumblr user taylor reed

  • Hello friend, my name is Sam. 
  • I live in Portland, Oregon.
  • Occasionally* I get animated about things and this blog is a result of that.
  • I make a lot of art, write a lot of words, sing a lot of songs and tell bad jokes the wrong way always.
  • Most of the time I’m watching bad tv shows, thinking about women who are like 10 years older than me and crying/listening to Tegan and Sara. The last two go hand in hand. 
  • Constantly baffled by practically everything ever and I think people and life are pretty swell.
  • I’m 60% Ash Fox, 40% Kristofferson Silverfox, 100% of the time. 
  • Super into music, directors and film, bad tv, girls and Ryan Adams.
  • I’m partial to that feminist-human-rights-political-mumbo-jumbo-bullshit, animals, cute musician ladies and nice people.
  • A small stranger child called me “a big baby” when I cried watching Brave and I feel like that says a lot about me as a person.
  • I’m practically a textbook ISFP. I try to be exceptionally nice to everybody as much as possible! Unless you’re an asshole because hey, dude, knock that shit off  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧
  • If I post anything you have a problem with and I don’t tag it, let me know so I can fix that for you!

*”Occasionally” here meaning: “all the time

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